{"id":774,"date":"2012-06-09T18:00:15","date_gmt":"2012-06-09T16:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/?p=774"},"modified":"2012-06-08T23:07:02","modified_gmt":"2012-06-08T21:07:02","slug":"chuis-gonflee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/chuis-gonflee\/","title":{"rendered":"chuis gonfl\u00e9e"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/fugu.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-775 alignleft\" title=\"fugu\" src=\"http:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/fugu-300x213.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"170\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/fugu-300x213.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/fugu.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/chuis_gonfl\u00e9e.mp3\">chuis_gonfl\u00e9e<\/a><\/p>\n<p>En ce moment, je me sens un peu comme un fugu. Si tu rajoutes des cheveux longs et un v\u00e9lo : c&rsquo;est tout moi. Mais qu&rsquo;est-ce qui se passe ? Qu&rsquo;est-ce qui me gonfle au juste ?<\/p>\n<p>Ben c&rsquo;est mon <a href=\"http:\/\/www.passeportsante.net\/fr\/Maux\/Problemes\/Fiche.aspx?doc=syndrome_premenstruel_pm\">syndrome pr\u00e9-menstruel<\/a> qui reprend du service, tiens !! Va falloir que je ressorte le gattilier du placard.<\/p>\n<p>Il m&rsquo;avait laiss\u00e9e tranquille depuis quelques mois et le v&rsquo;la revenu. Grr&#8230; juste au moment o\u00f9 je rencontre plein de beaux mecs. Quoi qu&rsquo;en fait, il para\u00eet que les gars, ils z&rsquo;aiment bien les filles charnues.<\/p>\n<p>Allez les beaux mecs, y&rsquo;a d&rsquo;la fesse, y&rsquo;a d&rsquo;la cuisse. Vous pressez pas, y&rsquo;en aura pour tout le monde.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>chuis_gonfl\u00e9e En ce moment, je me sens un peu comme un fugu. Si tu rajoutes des cheveux longs et un v\u00e9lo : c&rsquo;est tout moi. Mais qu&rsquo;est-ce qui se passe ? Qu&rsquo;est-ce qui me gonfle au juste ? Ben c&rsquo;est &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/chuis-gonflee\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,83],"tags":[75,586],"class_list":["post-774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ma-vie-mon-oeuvre","category-nimporte-quoi","tag-beau-mec","tag-nimporte-quoi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=774"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":780,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774\/revisions\/780"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}