{"id":512,"date":"2012-02-11T19:27:59","date_gmt":"2012-02-11T18:27:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/?p=512"},"modified":"2012-02-11T19:27:59","modified_gmt":"2012-02-11T18:27:59","slug":"si-ca-continue-je-vais-finir-cul-nu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/si-ca-continue-je-vais-finir-cul-nu\/","title":{"rendered":"si \u00e7a continue, je vais finir cul nu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Pr\u00e9ambule : Ce titre est sp\u00e9cialement con\u00e7u pour attirer les gars libidineux sur mon blog (^_^).<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/femme_nue_velo2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-513\" title=\"femme_nue_velo2\" src=\"http:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/femme_nue_velo2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"158\" height=\"209\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/femme_nue_velo2.jpg 283w, https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/femme_nue_velo2-227x300.jpg 227w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 158px) 100vw, 158px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/cul_nu.mp3\">cul_nu<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dans la s\u00e9rie, ma vie est tr\u00e9pidante, v&rsquo;la tis pas que le tuyau d&rsquo;arriv\u00e9e d&rsquo;eau de ma machine \u00e0 laver a gel\u00e9. J&rsquo;ai essay\u00e9 de le d\u00e9geler avec un s\u00e9choir \u00e0 cheveux mais j&rsquo;en ai eu tr\u00e8s vite marre et donc je n&rsquo;ai pas r\u00e9ussi.<\/p>\n<p>Du coup, pas de lessive depuis &#8211; et sans doute pendant encore &#8211; quelques jours&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Je vais donc s\u00fbrement finir cul nu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>PS : je sais que je peux laver ma lessive \u00e0 la main&#8230; je sais&#8230; mais je veux pas !!<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pr\u00e9ambule : Ce titre est sp\u00e9cialement con\u00e7u pour attirer les gars libidineux sur mon blog (^_^). cul_nu Dans la s\u00e9rie, ma vie est tr\u00e9pidante, v&rsquo;la tis pas que le tuyau d&rsquo;arriv\u00e9e d&rsquo;eau de ma machine \u00e0 laver a gel\u00e9. J&rsquo;ai &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/si-ca-continue-je-vais-finir-cul-nu\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,83],"tags":[586],"class_list":["post-512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ma-vie-mon-oeuvre","category-nimporte-quoi","tag-nimporte-quoi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/512","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=512"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/512\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":519,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/512\/revisions\/519"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}