{"id":2968,"date":"2021-07-14T19:52:11","date_gmt":"2021-07-14T17:52:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/?p=2968"},"modified":"2021-07-14T19:52:14","modified_gmt":"2021-07-14T17:52:14","slug":"i-wish-i-were-that-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/i-wish-i-were-that-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"I wish I were that girl"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/recouvrance-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2969\" width=\"768\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/recouvrance-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/recouvrance-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/recouvrance-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/recouvrance-1536x865.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/recouvrance-2048x1153.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/recouvrance-500x281.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><figcaption>Photo by <a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/@pbernardon?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText\">Pascal Bernardon<\/a> on <a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/s\/photos\/brest?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText\">Unsplash<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>J&rsquo;ai du entendre cette chanson quelque part mais je ne me souviens plus o\u00f9. Quoi qu&rsquo;il en soit, elle m&rsquo;a accompagn\u00e9e pendant tout mon s\u00e9jour \u00e0 Brest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"WENDY RENE I WISH I WERE THAT GIRL\" width=\"584\" height=\"438\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Qyq9BG2cG-U?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>J&rsquo;y suis all\u00e9e pour mon nouveau boulot (j&rsquo;\u00e9tais en formation). Et oui, j&rsquo;ai c\u00e9d\u00e9 aux sir\u00e8nes du salariat. Mais pas de panique ! C&rsquo;est un boulot plut\u00f4t cool, bien pay\u00e9 et qui ne durera que 6 mois.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jusqu&rsquo;au 31 d\u00e9cembre, je vais devoir rester sur place pour travailler&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mais en fait non (ah, ah) puisque je pars \u00e0 la fin de la semaine vers Castres pour garder des ch\u00e8vres pendant 2 semaines, comme je m&rsquo;y \u00e9tais engag\u00e9e avant d&rsquo;accepter ce contrat. Du coup, je vais t\u00e9l\u00e9-travailler !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Il para\u00eet que Castres est une tr\u00e8s jolie ville. J&rsquo;ai donc h\u00e2te de la d\u00e9couvrir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ah et au fait, le divorce est dans les starting blocks !! Si tout se passe bien, on devrait signer d\u00e9but septembre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Monsieur l&#8217;empathique\u00a0\u00bb (comme l&rsquo;appelle une de mes copines &#8211; \u00e7a me fait ricaner) a encore fait des siennes puisque, voulant casser sa relation avec la nouvelle \u00ab\u00a0moi\u00a0\u00bb, il lui a donn\u00e9 mes coordonn\u00e9es. Il voulait que je fasse le sale boulot pour lui (gn\u00e9 !!?). Et cette idiote m&rsquo;a \u00e9crit pour m&rsquo;expliquer qu&rsquo;elle \u00e9tait en couple avec un autre mec et qu&rsquo;elle couchait avec Jean depuis des ann\u00e9es. Waouh, quelle honn\u00eatet\u00e9 ! Je leur ai poliment r\u00e9pondu \u00e0 tous les deux d&rsquo;aller se faire <s>foutre<\/s> cuire un \u0153uf et de me laisser tranquille avec leurs histoires de coucheries (c&rsquo;est bien trop glauque pour moi). C&rsquo;est quand m\u00eame fou ces gens qui, sous pr\u00e9texte de transparence, veulent te faire porter la responsabilit\u00e9 de leurs saloperies, non ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pour f\u00eater \u00e7a, je vous mets une deuxi\u00e8me version de la chanson \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Marina P - I Wish i Were That Girl\" width=\"584\" height=\"329\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VrI4psGHeoE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J&rsquo;ai du entendre cette chanson quelque part mais je ne me souviens plus o\u00f9. Quoi qu&rsquo;il en soit, elle m&rsquo;a accompagn\u00e9e pendant tout mon s\u00e9jour \u00e0 Brest. J&rsquo;y suis all\u00e9e pour mon nouveau boulot (j&rsquo;\u00e9tais en formation). Et oui, j&rsquo;ai &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/i-wish-i-were-that-girl\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2969,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1,83],"tags":[775,500],"class_list":["post-2968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-la-chanson-du-lundi","category-ma-vie-mon-oeuvre","category-nimporte-quoi","tag-divorce","tag-jean"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2968"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2968\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2970,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2968\/revisions\/2970"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2969"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}