{"id":2611,"date":"2019-09-11T20:01:37","date_gmt":"2019-09-11T18:01:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/?p=2611"},"modified":"2019-09-06T20:19:09","modified_gmt":"2019-09-06T18:19:09","slug":"le-signe-qui-ne-trompe-pas-la-preuve-que-je-pete-les-plombs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/le-signe-qui-ne-trompe-pas-la-preuve-que-je-pete-les-plombs\/","title":{"rendered":"le signe qui ne trompe pas, la preuve que je p\u00e8te les plombs"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/vaisselle-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"empilement de plats en inox \u00e0 laver\" class=\"wp-image-2612\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/vaisselle-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/vaisselle-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/vaisselle-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/vaisselle-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>Photo by\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/@scott_umstattd?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText\">Scott Umstattd<\/a>\u00a0on\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/search\/photos\/dishes?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText\">Unsplash<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>L&rsquo;autre jour (il y a d\u00e9j\u00e0 un bail), j&rsquo;\u00e9tais tomb\u00e9e sur un article d&rsquo;une fille qui expliquait comment faire du <em>cake vaisselle<\/em>. Oui, vous avez bien lu. En fait, c&rsquo;est un truc solide auquel on frotte son \u00e9ponge et qui sert de liquide (oups) de solide vaisselle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bon, j&rsquo;ai achet\u00e9 un des ingr\u00e9dients que je n&rsquo;avais pas. Je l&rsquo;ai re\u00e7u il y a quelques jours. Cet apr\u00e8s-midi, je me suis attel\u00e9e \u00e0 la t\u00e2che et j&rsquo;en ai fait en suivant <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"cette recette (s\u2019ouvre dans un nouvel onglet)\" href=\"https:\/\/monptipote.com\/cake-vaisselle-revolution\/\" target=\"_blank\">cette recette<\/a> (moi je n&rsquo;en ai fait qu&rsquo;un tout petit pot et grand bien m&rsquo;en a pris vu ce que vous allez lire juste apr\u00e8s).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et depuis, c&rsquo;est l&rsquo;horreur !!!!!! Je n&rsquo;arr\u00eate pas de faire la vaisselle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L\u00e0, juste pas plus tard qu&rsquo;il y a 10 minutes, j&rsquo;\u00e9tais en train de faire la vaisselle du d\u00eener alors que je viens juste de finir de manger !!!!!!?????<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Moi !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alors qu&rsquo;un des pr\u00e9ceptes de ma religion personnelle et intime c&rsquo;est de NE JAMAIS FAIRE LA VAISSELLE APRES MANGER (je la fais plus tard, le lendemain&#8230;).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je p\u00e8te compl\u00e8tement les plombs. Si \u00e7a continue comme \u00e7a, je vais me mettre \u00e0 manger des sandwichs seulement parce que j&rsquo;aurais achet\u00e9 de la cire et fait des bee wraps (vous rigolez mais \u00e7a me pend au nez). <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L&rsquo;autre jour (il y a d\u00e9j\u00e0 un bail), j&rsquo;\u00e9tais tomb\u00e9e sur un article d&rsquo;une fille qui expliquait comment faire du cake vaisselle. Oui, vous avez bien lu. En fait, c&rsquo;est un truc solide auquel on frotte son \u00e9ponge et qui &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/le-signe-qui-ne-trompe-pas-la-preuve-que-je-pete-les-plombs\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2612,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,1,83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-do-it-yourself","category-ma-vie-mon-oeuvre","category-nimporte-quoi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2611"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2613,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2611\/revisions\/2613"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2612"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mariesansimportance.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}